Me:  Hello?
Telemarketer:  Hello, is your mother home?
Me:  I have no mother.
Her:  Well can I speak to your father?
Me:  Yeah, which one?
Her:  Which one is home?
Me:  Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her:  Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me:  No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her:  So who's Antonio?
Me:  I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her:  So Carlos was cheating?
Me:  Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her:  So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me:  No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her:  So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me:  I never said that.
Her:  Yes, yes you did!
Me:  No I didn't.
Her:  Y-yes! You did!
Me:  Did what?
Her:  Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.